have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
(via putinsdolphins)
| Gatsby: | I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like I'm going to have an affair with her now because I'm in love with my romanticized memories of her |
| Tom: | I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like I'm going to expose all your secrets to her |
| Wilson: | I see you driving round town into the girl I love and I'm like I'll shoot you in the pool |
| Nick: | I see you driving round town but I don't have any fulfilling relationships with women OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DYING |